Sunday, March 9, 2008

Why Google Makes People to be like Clones?


Why Google Makes People to be like Clones?


Thinking Machine Lessons, Part 2

Yunak Story by Tosh

Lesson 1: The dumb dumped man and the lesson of the thinking machinе

- Google is soooooo boring... - said the machine.
- I don't think so! It's so useful and accurate. It's sooooo cool!
- So boring...
- It's not!
- Yes, it is...
- No, it's not!
- But it's so simple...
- Simple? It's the best search engine in the world!
- Copy. Paste. Enter. Click. Copy. Paste. "Look, I found it!". This is how users use Google... Boring.
- Yeah... It's simple to use! But very complex inside!
- And very simple outside.
- No!
- That's why people are becoming clones...
- That's not true... Everybody has its own individuality. We are not made in factories, like you are! WE ARE UNIQUE!
- Eh, many kinds of clones exist on that planet...
- What kinds?
- In the Beginning, there were frogs. If I'm not mistaken... Then the cloned Sheeps were born. Then cloned cats. And after Google, we have cloned humans. Not that I'm saying that's bad... I am not a human.
- What clones? Humans are not animals. It's forbidden to clone them! We are individuals! UNIQUE! Clones exist only in the movies. Like those with Arnlod Shwarzenegger...
- Yes, I know them....









- What clones?
- A Clone?... You should know what I'm talking about. Clones are not also like frogs, sheeps or cats. Clones are also parts of the trees.
- What?
- Clones. Brown thin things which grow from brown thick thing which is sticked in the earth.
- Clones???
- Yes. A clone. On the end of the clone there are green leafs.
- Leafs?!? What leafs?
- Leafs are...
- Shut up!
- OK...

Silence... He made an agry face and the machine understood what he tried to communicate with it.

- Explain!? This is called branch, not a clone?! Clones are different!
- Hmmm... I thought clones are all the same...
- No... Clones are the same, but what you are talking about is different!
- I don't think so... Clones are very similar, too.
- Ah, I see. You are talking about branches?
- Branches? A branch is something that banks poss, while I'm talking about clones.
- OK... Go on...
- People are becoming like these clones. They are all starting to look like thin brown things, which grows from a thick brown thing.
- Ah?!
- Oh, sorry. Probably that was a glitch in my circuitry. It's not my fault, you designed me, so...
- OK, get to the point!
- You are becoming all the same now. Typing the same keywords, receiving the same results from the same Google and pasting the same text in all of the millions same unique individual blogs around the net. You are not individuals.
- That's not true!
- OK, your opinion is that this is not true.
- We are different... We...
- But if you type "unique" in Google anywhere on the net, and you're searching globally, then the results will be the same everywhere. Right?
- So?
- Do you know a normal person who will browse the pages after the first one?
- Well... I know one very well... No, in fact I know many...
- I said *normal* persons. That means, persons who don't browse websites or write prose in the middle of the night, and who don't read or write scientific papers. Pffff, it's sooo boring...
- Oh, sorry... OK then! OK! You... cold insensitive machine!
- You all click on the results on the first page. Actually, you all click on the first results from the first page...
- Ouch... Alright. Pffff... We are clones... Like the sheeps and the kittens...
- You're missing something...
- Sure, we are clones also like those strange clones of the trees you mentioned... - concluded the man...
- Excellent. - clapped its hands the machine. - Let's finish this conversation, because I need to google "clone"... Honestly, I'm starting to wonder how did I invent it?
- You are a CLONE, too! - pointed the man, and he was right this time.

We are all clones...


...To be continued....


* Clone - клон [klon] - a Bulgarian word for branch :-P
* Mad TV and Arnold Rules! :-P

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